HOW TO STAY CALM AND FIND PEACE AND TRANQUILITY

[Mark]

I'm passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today and we could all probably use more calm in our lives in the busy build up to Christmas.


Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.


So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Martini, a bottle of ginger wine, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha marinder of a botl of Prozic and Valum pscriptins, the res of the Chesescke and a box a chocolets.


Yu haf no idr hwo bruddy gud I fel !!


Preas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

Luff,

Mark

[Daryl]

Very good!!

[mandy & sakari]

OMG sounds like my day

[suelipscomb]

Only just saw this! Excellent