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Elephant

Postby niki » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:34 pm

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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Re: Elephant

Postby Merlin » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:30 pm

Is it wrong that I laughed my head off? [mellow]
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Re: Elephant

Postby niki » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:54 pm

No I did too [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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Re: Elephant

Postby jenny6165 » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:05 pm

yeah that was quite funny. [smile] was it meant to be? [unsure]
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Re: Elephant

Postby suelipscomb » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:09 am

Niki

you are sooooo funny!
I really thought it was gonna be one of those sickly, but sweet stories, should have known better!!

I nearly fell off my chair!

Yeah Jenny, it IS funny!!
You are not only a SAR girl, you now have to enter the realms of weird senses of humour, it's much more fun than the norm anyway!

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