Search & Rescue Dogs

Imagine the scene, team members at an Indoor Climbing Wall, all in harnesses walking upstairs with a brew in hand.

I was behind most of the members, limping up some stairs after a recent injury. Joe's son was behind me and said "Is that thing too tight it's makin you limp?" "What thing is that mate?" I said to him and his reply was "Your harness!"

I didn't have the heart to tell him my leg was in a brace - bless him!

I was reviewing some application forms and it came to the applicants describing their Strengths and Weaknesses.

It came to one form and I quote

One of my weaknesses would be my Patience - I don't have a lot at the moment, BUT I am learning but just can't seem to learn quick enough.

Joe was on about what she was having for tea and I'll quote her exact words

I'm having Jacket Spuds and Baked Potatoes

Fantastic - last time I checked Joe, they were the same thing

FAB!!!!!

My granny once told me me were having roast potatoes in their jackets instead of baked potatoes in their jackets. Don't think I have ever let her forget it.

Mojo told me earlier that she had wondered why the end of her finger was hurting last night when having a discussion via the computer. She thought she had a papercut from the keyboard.

Another one within a few minutes while out with the dogs was:

"I don't see Paddy being any different with me when I'm there and when I'm not!!!!!"

Me, say something that stupid?????

And my paper cut from the keyboard was a blessing in disguise for you!!!!!

Oh and no more 'mothers' eye's

Whilst cleaning the new Team vehicle, it began to rain,

Joe being Joe

Where's that come from?

I suppose we'll let her off THIS time, it'll only be a few more days before she say's something silly again!!!