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AAADD - KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!
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Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the hall table
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the waste bin under the table,
And notice that the bin is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the rubbish first.
But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the post box
When I take out the rubbish anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my cheque book off the table,
And see that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in my desk in the study,
So I go to my desk where
I find the cup of tea I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques,
But first I need to push the tea aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The tea is getting cold,
And I decide to put it in the kitchen to wash up.
As I head toward the kitchen with the tea,
A vase of flowers on the worktop
Catches my eye--they need water.
I put the tea on the worktop and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I'd better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the worktop,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the sitting room where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.
I go to pour some water in the flowers,
But most of it spills on the floor;
So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed
The bills aren't paid
There is a cold cup of tea sitting on the worktop
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
And I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it,
But first I'll check my e-mail....
Do me a favour:
Forward this message to anyone you know,
Because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

Hmmmm

I wonder who you were thinking of when you posted this!?

that's not AAADD....that's motherhood!

That;s not only motherhood it's also being a wife, and doing things a husband should share in doing.

I was actually thinking all of the above but it definitely mirrors some of my days!!

That one was courtesy of my mum

ooh I love it....who says girls don't stick together....especially when it's about how hard we have it!!!!

This sounds like some of my days now, let alone August when I enter motherhood!!!

I'm really scared now

im feeling this is all going a bit too Thelma and Louise, we have it hard too, mainly as we always have to hear about it.

{light the blue touch paper and stand well back.................}

you are totally cruisin' for a bruisin' when you get back from Budapest!!! You can clear up all the decapitated mice left in the front room!!!!

JonB wrote: we have it hard too,

Its ok Jon you can ask Daryl after I go back to work next week. I have 3 x 12 hour shifts that should settle him into the routine.

(Ssshhhh I do feel a little sorry for him it is kind of being dropped in the deep end but don't tell him that )