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Re: Pub Quiz

Postby danielleb » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:52 am

English poet John Cooper Clarke was recently appearing at a festival and had a great hat, when asked what was underneath he said a clean pair of underpants for tomorrow! You never know Ab Lincoln might have been ahead of his time!!
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Re: Pub Quiz

Postby Judith » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:05 pm

Okay, some sensible suggestions then: how about a gun, or a copy of the daily newspaper? No, it must be a hip flask of his favourite tipple, or a mars bar? How many guesses am I allowed?!?! Ah ha, I have it ..... it's a chihuahua. Well, is it, is it?!?!? [wacko]
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Re: Pub Quiz

Postby Trackerdog » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:27 pm

I think its more along the lines of a toilet roll holder. [nowink]

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Re: Pub Quiz

Postby wrinklypear » Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:28 pm

Methinks some of you do not taketh this quiz seriously.........chihuahua indeed, everybody knows he kept that in his handbag!

Just think of what he might have carried in a briefcase....if he had had one. [dry]
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Re: Pub Quiz

Postby Judith » Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:09 pm

Laptop??! Ah, how about a diary?
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Re: Pub Quiz

Postby niki » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:49 pm

I was gonna say a filofax and jaffa orange. The original yuppie!
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Re: Pub Quiz

Postby wrinklypear » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:46 pm

Okay, let's get real....we're talking 1861-1865.......I think filofaxes and laptops were in their infancy then...... can we have a bit more lateral thinking? Or I'm going to go into a sulk and never post on this forum again.......waaaaaaggggghhhhhh!
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Re: Pub Quiz

Postby Daryl » Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:44 pm

A Scroll of Paper, A Quill and Ink Pot?
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Re: Pub Quiz

Postby wrinklypear » Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:50 pm

Daryl wrote:A Scroll of Paper, A Quill and Ink Pot?


Close....but what was written on the scroll of paper? [smile]
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Re: Pub Quiz

Postby Daryl » Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:56 pm

Was it some sort of governong document, a constitution or something similar?

Or maybe just his shopping list?
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